Storyteller.
Long copy writer.
Short copy enthusiast.
Play writer.
TED talker.
Cool things inventor.
Project developer.
Viral maker.
Amateur illustrator.
Shower singer.
Facebook page maker.
Bow tie wearer.
Do gooder.
Chess player.
Chest beater.

For business opportunities, pat on the back, slap on the face, kick in the butt, high five, down low, free coffee or general babble, hit me at thebodhisatwa@gmail.com.